Thursday, July 9, 2009

First Things First

Hello World,
So allow me to introduce myself. My name is HOV. I'm just playing. But anyways, after my lame attempt at a joke, my name is Jordan Smallwood. I'm a black male. I have green eyes. I'm 6'0. I attend Howard University class of '13. I am studying business marketing and I play football. Anything else you need to know about me you can ask or find out on Facebook. I love music, sports, films, modern art, all books, and fresh fits. I hope this blog will make you want to laugh, cry, and everything in between. This is not your 13 year old sister's blog about how much I love Drake or a blog of endless Lil' Wayne quotes (though I am an avid fan). Like the title says, it's a look inside the labyrinth known as my mind and stuff I happen to be thinking about. For instance, I always wonder why when middle class Americans need help, we always turn to someone who happens to be from the UK. I also wonder why all straight guys are singing the Ego remix when it is clearly a song about why a woman loves a guy with swag. While it is a catchy song, it is not a guy's theme song about how cool he is. Don't blast that music in public. You can't get a girl talking bout how you love a guy who can talk arrogantly because he can back it up. You will get the exact opposite, a guy who loves backing it up and it will not be his ego. Anyways that was an introduction into my mind. Please don't hate me.