Saturday, July 11, 2009

What Am I Saying?

Hellooooooooo bloggers! How stupid did that sound? Pretty dumb? Well I don't get why I can't do that in a blog or in a speech, yet when an announcer does it at a basketball game, people go ape. Makes no sense. Anyways...oh wait. Free Slurpee day (7/11/09) is the best holiday since Christmas. Had to put that in there. Speaking of that, why do people get so excited over free stuff? It does not matter what it is. People are fiends for some free stuff. For example, most people did not care at all about Denny's, including me. Suddenly, out of the mist came Free Grand Slam at Denny's day. The next thing I know, I found myself getting up at 5 in the morning like every other fool just to get a spot for some free Denny's breakfast. Makes no sense. Whoa, I need to change gears for a second. Ok I'm as sad about Michael Jackson passing as anyone else, but come on, these tributes need to stop. It's gotten to a point where I can't watch my ghetto shows like Tiny and Toya on BET. This upsets me.
I have a good idea. I really don't want anybody to steal it either. I think if you put other people's business out there in Facebook's status bar, your face should be met with the hand of justice. I was looking at my news feed, just another ordinary day in the life of a boss. Sorry, that song just popped into my head. Anyways, I saw this status popped up and I found myself shaking my head yet laughing at the same time. Apparently this girl's boyfriend had been cheating on her with another girl. This girl put in her status how mad she was that she thought her man was good and how she never thought she was sharing his attention and kisses with another girl, whose name she mentioned in the status, mind you. She then concluded her status with how he thought he could have two, but now he has none. I laughed because this guy got roasted in public essentially, but I was also angry because this guy could not defend himself. I'm not his friend on Facebook. I can't see his status which probably contained his defense. It's not fair. Now I have this unfair opinion that this guy is a dog of a person and can't keep his stuff on the d.l. How embarrassing. This should not happen. Maybe I'll start a group called "Not Looking Cheap" and people can become fans so something like that will never happen to them again. So scandalous. By the way, I plan on taking over the world. Not in the mean way though. That went out of style in the 1940's. Anyways, I think I'm going to write about that next time. Because I am not just a mass of random thoughts. I want to become a living legend. Anyways, that's it. I just got dunked on by Patrick Chewing.