I was watching this black couple argue and I was laughing because this guy was just getting the business from his girlfriend. It seemed nonstop. She was cussing him out. She was telling all of his business. Then suddenly, I knew the guy had no hope when the lady brought out her "L's".
What are these "L's"? Well, I would be happy to tell you. When a lot of black women get their absolute angriest to the point where they are on the verge of almost fighting, they get their index finger and their thumb and make an upside down "L". Once this weapon of doom is formed, they proceed to point it at their adversary multiple times as they use a gratuitous amount of curse words and secrets that they know about their opponent. In other words, they go ape.
Why did I bring this up? Because, it's absolutely hilarious. Seeing as I'm about to go to a place abundant with black women, I'm reflecting on their quirks and hoping and praying that I never get one to use their "L's" on me, or even worse...DOUBLE "L's"! At that point, I'm better off dead. Well, I'm just saying these things off the top of the dome. You can get with this or you can get with that.