Friday, October 2, 2009

Thank You Thank You Thank You

You're far too kind. Everyone, my internet has been down for a couple days and I've been busy so sorry for not writing anything. Whoa, hold on. Who am I to say that? I'm acting like my posts are that important. I apologize. I wonder who reads these things anyway. Ok, right now, I'm watching the Top 10 One Shot Wonders on NFL Network and "Ickey" Woods just came on the countdown. I wonder, who knows how to do the Ickey Shuffle?

People laugh about that dance, but I promise you, in 20 years, someone will have the same joke about "Crank That Soulja Boy", which is by far the silliest dance of the new millennium.

Guys, I have no idea why, but I am developing an insatiable desire for slow jams. I don't understand. I wish I could sing so people would think I was a cool singer and maestro of rhythm and blues. I need to stop. I'm really happy today. See, I ain't dead or in jail. I can't complain.