Guys, I realized what I'm missing in my life, a good dose of Dave Chappelle. Why did God let him go to Africa and leave me with this void in my life? What am I supposed to laugh at, Dane Cook? How atrocious. I have a bone to pick today. Why does everyone want to be a thug in college? I touched on this point a while back, but I realized yesterday that a lot of people are sensitive thugs. I now understand why Jay-Z said, "sensitive thugs, ya'll all need hugs." I guess these days, I'm starting to see thugs being thugs over the wrong thing. I'm not condoning thuggery in any way, shape, or form. However, I believe that whatever you choose to be, be the best and most authentic that you can be. For thugs, that means no fake fights, no talking trash online, and no fighting because someone hurt your feelings. What is that? Thugs out here are getting their feelings hurt too much. Boo hoo, cry me a river. I'm honest with myself, I'm no thug. Therefore, I can't do thuggish things. Oh well. I guess I missed out. But I'd rather not be a thug than a sensitive thug.
For my west coast people, I miss Jamba Juice:
Yea, I dare anyone to find a smoothie place that beats it. Oh and by the way, it was started in Northern California. Get some. It's big boy music, it should make you wanna grow up.