Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Now Here's Another Hit, Barry Bonds

Hey, I'm back. So, I was talking to my friend from Chicago who happens to live next door and he was going through the college doldrums. He was elaborating to me how he was kind of lost in life. As I was listening to him, God threw something in my head. I realized, in all honesty, does anyone truly know what they're doing? I decided that no one really does. However, I also realized that there's not really a big difference between success and failure. I came up with this saying, "The man who is truly successful is not the smartest, strongest, or most popular. Rather, a successful man is the one who is focused." I don't know why God gave me that idea, I just hope it will be useful in the future.

Right now, I have a sudden craving for Pillsbury Toaster Scrambles:

That might be one of the products of the decade along with Golden Oreos:

I don't get how people make these things so good. There's got to be a committee in Japan somewhere that comes up with ideas for good things to eat. Ok, I need to depart. Go go gadget escape!

You Know Me, I Don't Need No Introduction

I think I'm starting to get used to the college game. I don't know why I'm telling people this, but it feels kind of great. Does anyone remember Sega Dreamcast?

What a great idea for a console. I wonder why it failed? Oh, this past Halloween weekend, I realized that I'm a secret agent. Don't ask questions. Just appreciate me. Why does 50 Cent keep making albums? I don't want to be mean, but does anyone remember any notable song that he has been in during these past five years? Exactly. I rest my case. I saw Paranormal Activity the other day and I'm convinced that the demon in that movie is a thug. For the next paragraph, there will be spoilers. Anyways, this demon made himself known. He started playing games. He would make a little noise at first. Then, he just started getting bold. By the end of the movie, he was walking up and down the stairs and throwing people all over the place. I personally love God, but this demon had to be the coolest demon I've ever seen or heard of. Wow, I really just made it seem like I associate with demons on a daily basis. Ok, my train of thought is broken. I'll be back.