Thursday, February 25, 2010

Go Meat!!

I know I've been wondering how I could keep meat I grilled fully cooked, but still juicy. Enter Moistly Grilled Cast Iron Grill Humidifier:
Moistly Grilled Cast Iron Grill Humidifier
You fill the boxes with any liquid you like to flavor your meat, and most importantly, keep it moist. Yessssssssss

Family Business

So, I just had to issue a shout-out to my cousin, Jason Smallwood. The man needs a heart transplant and is currently locked up. Hopefully we can get him released on habeas corpus and get him a transplant. Click here for his website.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Will You Date Me?

This is one of my favorite videos. Nick Kroll is a genius. Anyone who has seen "Jersey Shore" or actually met someone can relate:

It's Finally Here

In a few short days, the NFL combine will begin. I'll probably be blogging about it for a while. I love watching all the new NFL talent. Among these top players will be C.J. Spiller from Clemson. He is slated to be the first running back taken. Please see why:

I'm a fan.

I Might Send This to the Mixtape Weezy

Why did Chris Brown make a mixtape?

Of course girls are going to love it, but in all honesty, it's boring and should not have been made. You're slipping Chris.

Monday, February 15, 2010

I'm In My Own World, Way Up In the Clouds

I found some more art that I fancy:
"Modern Jazz Step" Print
Today's piece is "Modern Jazz Step" by David Garibaldi. Enjoy.

I'm Your Physician. I'm Your Addiction

I'm almost done with this book:

I know, you guys are perplexed. Why is this random white man in a book and why is Jordan reading it? Well, Ted Turner is one of the most prolific businessmen of our time. This man started TBS, is a world champion sailor, owned the Atlanta Braves when they won the World Series, started Cartoon Network, among numerous other things. This is a good read for any aspiring business people or just a good bedside book. I'm trying to inspire literacy.

And This Is Just a Mixtape

I have another guilty pleasure. Please don't judge me:

Normally I steer away from women's channels and women's reality shows. But, these girls are real. One of them stays fighting. She messed up some girl even though she was hobbling on a broken ankle. Come on. Get with it.

Wake Up Mr. West

Is it me or is NBA All-Star weekend never that exciting? All I'm saying is Usher did horrible. The game was boring. The dunk contest was boring. I feel like people only go to see celebrities. Oh and for the record, Nancy Lieberman stole the show:

I know, you're thinking that a middle aged white woman can't hoop. Sike, you're wrong. This woman probably crossed up everyone at the All-Star celebrity basketball game. She was dishing no look passes. I'm a fan.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Free My Bruhs

In all seriousness, though, Lil Wayne begins his 8 month jail sentence:

I hope he learns his lesson. I don't mean that in a condescending way. I just don't want him to go to jail again. Please believe though, that this jail time will produce some interesting mixtapes. But for now, it's all on hiatus.

It's Been a Long Time Comin'

So, Sade's new album, "Soldier of Love" came out today:

She's been out of the game for about two decades. Her album was her back in original form. For some reason, the title track does not really appeal to me. It's just average. Everything else, however, is well done. For people trying to hear that music for the club, sorry kids, this is not the one. Everyone's parents are going to love this album. For people like me, who are trying to act grown, it's a nice album. Listen to it on a cold cloudy day and just relax. Oh, and did anyone notice that normally taboo things in society become accepted when money is involved? Like my roommate Leon says, "It's always no homo when it's for the money." Everyone knows that the statement is painfully too true.

Monday, February 8, 2010

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

I've been needing these for awhile:
Driving LED Emoticon
The driving emoticon indicates your moods while you're driving. For all of you people asking if there's a middle finger option, just like I told my friend Regis, "Unfortunately, my friend, there is not."

I Don't Wanna Stop Just Because

At last, a wonderful accessory/time waster for my wonderful study times:
Walking Robot Pencil Sharpener
This cool vintage robot sharpens your pencils....wait, there's more. When you sharpen your pencil, it charges this robot and allows him to walk around your desk! How nifty. Maybe someone can get this for me just because.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

We Are the Champions

Congratulations to the Saints, Super Bowl champions. Ok, now that I got that out of the way, this is the funniest commercial by far:

Thursday, February 4, 2010

I Miss You

First of all, shoutout to my muse, Alex Freeman. Please come back with your illustrious blog. I miss 808sandcupcakes.com. The site isn't even there anymore. Tartar sauce. In memory of the cool things on her blog, check out this iTable:
iTables
Yes, these are tables shaped like iPods. I want one.

They Lookin' for a Hero

Yes, our friend, Young Jeezy comes out with "The Takeover" mixtape on Saturday:

Thankyouverymuch

This Is Most Delightful

Lil' Jon is coming out with his new album "Crunk Rock" this year. I really did not think Lil' Jon would come back. I thought my early blog was a plea on deaf ears:

Crunk ain't dead.

The Verdict Is Out

I'm not sure how much I like Richard Branson's Virgin America underwater plane:
Richard Bransons Underwater Plane
I don't trust going underwater in a super heavy vehicle. If it fails underwater, you're done, son. Don't get me wrong, that's probably one of the most gangsta things you can do with your money. I'd love to stunt on people and tell them that while they're sitting in coach going to Montana, I flew to Jamaica and did part of the trip underwater. Come on, don't act like you're too good to like saying that ever in your life.

You Break My Heart, But I'll Be There Beside You

I have another artist that catches my attention:
CellarFcp
Cellar-Fep is a Japanese artist, who at first glance, seems to capture a vintage feel in his art, while at the same time having his own unique style. This is the closest to my personal art tastes that I've seen. Get at it.

In This Crazy World

Good afternoon. I am really feeling Jeezy music right now. I have no idea why. Oh, and this Facebook fad of posting pictures of celebrities that you THINK you look like has got to stop. Notice I put emphasis on the word "think". For example, sweetheart, you do not look like D. Woods. You never will. You look more like Flavor Flav. It's ok, better luck next time. Anyways, in my search for home items, I came across probably one of the greatest inventions this decade:
PermaFlow Never-Clog Drain
The PermaFlow never-clog drain has a name that speaks for itself. How many people have that cheap plumbing? Don't lie, most people do. Anyways, it lets you crank that clog out of your sink. Hint, for all those girls who get their weave particles in the sink and clog it, this is a must have. Let the people say "amen".